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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

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cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

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frozun:

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frozun:

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consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

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areulivingthelife:

Omg I need a baby now

areulivingthelife:

Omg I need a baby now

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